asian

Anonymous asked:

I like my coworker (we're lifeguards) but he's a year above me and barely notices me. Advice?

asian answered:

"accidentally" fall into the water and say that your leg has a cramp (so he can’t say that you can swim) and then when he comes to rescue you, just pretend that you don’t have air so he will have to do CPR on you and then when he put his mouth near your mouth just suck his dick